Phieuww...

Phieuw... Hari ini entah kenapa kyknya 'not-my-day' gitu buat gw.

Tadi pagi, gw telat bgn, tp untungnya masih bisa catch train yg ga telat2 bgt, jadi nyampe kantor skitar 09.10 (yg mstinya gw msk jam 08.30) dan untungnya lagi bos gw blm dtg. Tapii...tadi sore wkt balik dr kantor, gw ampir aj ketabrak bus.

Ceritanya gini, kan lampu buat pedestrian ijo trs ud mulai kedip2 merah yg artinya ud mst 'kelar' nyeberang. Trs gw lsg buru2 nyeberang gitu, dan biasanya sich mobil tetep nungguin kita para pejalan kaki sblm mrk belok gitu. Eh, tadi ad bus mo belok, trs gw lg di tengah jalan, dan ternyata busnya kagak berhenti, trs aj mo belok gitu, ampe mepet mo nabrak gw. Paraah....

Trs wkt gw naek train, gw smpet ganti train di Wolli Creek station buat ke line-nya rumah gw. Dan trainnya lmayan penuh, jadi gw berdiri aja sambil niatnya sich pegangan ke tiang-tiang besi yg ad di dlm train. Eh, pas gw mo cari pegangan, di tengah2 ruangan ad satu tiang yang dipelukkk terus am satu org bule. Jadi dia bukan pegangan melainkan memeluk tiang. Tangan ama kaki meluk tiang gitu, bnr2 ud kyk cewenya aja. Sejalan2 begitu aja terus, ga ganti gaya, mo org lewat ato gmn, dia ga sedetik pun lepasin tuh tiang, ga sedetik pun longgarin pegangan. Buset deh, kyknya ga mgkn juga dia ketakutan ampe meluk tiang sebegitunya.


Well, apart from that, I did have some laughs. My colleague forwarded me some funny stuff bout women and I thought it's hilarious :)

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